So You Like Baseball… Or Bowling?
The lines of this tattoo! This tattoo artist had a shaky hand as if he chugged two liters of coffee before starting the work on this rather bizarre drawing of a… ball. Is it a baseball or a bowling ball? We will never know, but we can tell it is this woman’s way of life, not just a sport - whatever that sport is…
A Neck Tattoo
So this guy got a neck tattoo representing Benjamin Franklin. As you can imagine, it’s not the best image to tattoo on your neck and this guy may have realized it a little too late. He’s going to walk around with the weird tattoo for the rest of his life!
The Irony!
Can you believe the ‘Faiure’ of this tattoo? This tattoo artist actually was his own… failure! It is good to see the customer made sure to find a fix really quick! Covering the misspelled word with a flower was a good idea.
This Tattoo Is So Bad and Epic!
Just look at this guy in his car, chilling with… wait! That is the back of his head! He has a face tattooed on his head and he even cut his hair to create eyebrows and a stylish mustache! That’s quite an epic and equally bad tattoo. Why would you choose to tattoo a face on your scalp?
Hiding Pimples 101
If you have an acne outbreak, don’t do this to your face. We like stars but actually tattooing them on your face is too much! Imagine the tattoo artist trying not to laugh at his customer as she explained “I want stars on my face.” He must have thought: “say no more”!
“Baby of Brother”
We get the message, but the ‘artistic’ letters make the message look like: “in loving memory my baby of brother.” Plus, look at the face of “baby of brother,” it has been so poorly drawn it hurts our eyes!
Head South… Not Your South!
If this woman ever wants to go south, she’ll get so lost! How can you mess up this tattoo when we all know where North and South is! Maybe some people mix East with West, but this mistake is huge! No matter how interesting the design is, the fact South is where East should be is so painful…
How Can You Not Spell Mother?
This is basic knowledge! It’s not a huge achievement to know how to spell mother… or thanks! This tattoo artist needs to go back on his spelling class or else his “mather” will not be pleased when she gets to sees other future pieces of … ‘art’ like this one.
When You’re a Lone Wolf on the Inside
The tattoo idea is nice, but not on someone’s face… And that moon looks like a pepperoni pizza! This guy is going to have a very bad time when he’ll look at himself in the mirror. Meanwhile, the girl in this next image is proud of her face tattoo…
The Die-Hard Fan
We cannot deny we all have favorite singers or bands, but we would never tattoo their names on our bodies… or faces! No matter the love an dedication to our idols, we know better than tattooing them on our foreheads!
It Says ‘Brenda’, Just to Be Clear!
Just in case you did not notice, this man’s soulmate is Brenda. And if you do not get it from reading the first huge name - which has each letter created by spelling small ‘Brenda’ names, maybe you will notice it if it’s written in various fonts underneath. This man redefines the meaning of ‘being extra.’
Just to be Safe
When your loved one says to get a tattoo with their name, you ask: Your Name? And if they say ‘yes,’ you choose this design. This way, when you break up, you will not be left with a back full of BRENDAs… Smart, right?
Living By This Quote
You may read this three times and still try to understand what the woman’s tattoo says… Yes, we know it reads “Live people ignore the strange and I myself unusual am” - is she quoting master Yoda? Intrigued we are!
God, Familey and Maney!
These are the most important things in this man’s life. He lives by these rules, whatever they mean: God, Familey and Maney! Don’t mess with him, he had those words tattooed to look like the ten commandments, so he means it!
When You’re Two-Faced
You could say this guy is two-faced! Joke aside, this kind of dead and bearded Viking on the man’s scalp was meant to look fierce and scary, but it was so poorly drawn it’s hilarious! Let’s hope he grows some hair over that monstrous piece of… ‘art.’
Don’t You Dare ‘Jude’ Him!
Listen, you’ve got no power here, no matter how well you can spell. That’s because only God can Jude him! Was it a pun? We think not… What we do know is this guy should have checked hi spelling before he told his tattoo ‘artist’ to ink this design.
"Where World Fails Music Speaks"
Honestly, looking at the messed up design, it should have said “Where WORDS FAIL Music Speaks” because it is so difficult to read these letters that seem to have been written by a 1st grade kid with a stolen sharpie. Talking about ‘art’ inked with sharpies…
Just DON’T Do It!
Aside from looking like it was made with a sharpie, this tattoo idea is very uninspired. Why would you tattoo the name of a brand on your body? At least he didn’t choose to get inked like this guy from the next photo!
Dedicated to Your Food
When you love food like this guy, you wear a t-shirt saying you’re ‘lovin’ it!’ or something like that. By no means you get a tattoo of all the famous fast food brands! Could it be fake? We’ll never know…
Good News and Bad News
The bad news is that the tattoo looks exactly like the drawing of a fourth grader. The good news is that this guy can’t see his tattoo unless he uses two mirrors. The horror!
Kramer and Elaine?
Are those two special people in this guy’s life or did he just told the ink artist to ink the caricatures of Kramer and Elaine from Seinfeld? What if those are just regular people? If that is how they look in real life… sorry... we did not mean to be rude!
The Controller
It’s a funny idea, but the execution of this tattoo with the controller wasn’t quite on point. The fact that the nipple integrates with the design is genius!
Speechless!
First, let’s say how awesome this tattoo is… if it were just makeup for Halloween! Think of this man’s face when he turns 80 with the pieces of the skull going all droopy and wrinkly… That would be a scary grandpa!
Hardcore Ariel
Instead of inking a mermaid like all sailors, go extra and choose this hardcore Ariel tattoo. Poor Ariel looks like she had a middle-age crisis and chose the thug life.
Love Chess?
If you love chess, you could draw a king or a pawn on one arm. Someone should have pitched the idea to this man before he decided to ink a chessboard on his face. Just saying!
